does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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