I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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