New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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