I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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