she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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