Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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