playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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