apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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