i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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