I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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