Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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