I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize