im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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