dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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