She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
