moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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