Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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