Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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nutella sex= disaster
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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