I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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