can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Drunk is not a location!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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