This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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