dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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