you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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