One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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