We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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