He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just cropdusted the office
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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