We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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