i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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