Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
im on a boat
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