she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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