yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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