whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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