i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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