Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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