OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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