how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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