Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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