i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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