I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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you win again, gameday.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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