69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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