I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
3 2 1 whiskey
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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