I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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