Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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