Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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