16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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