I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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