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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?

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• (916): View more from California

  I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring

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• (817): View more from Texas

  she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I have grass duct taped all over my body

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo

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• (631): View more from New York

  Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.

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  That's 30 minutes too many.

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• (951): View more from California

  you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.

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  I learned so much in Pittsburgh

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• (631): View more from New York

  Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.

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