billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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