Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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