is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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