...so i touched it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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