her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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