she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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