How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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