Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am one with the molecules
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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